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The mess april 14, 2013

A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found …an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the… TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel… She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’ She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?…
»Yes,» was his incredulous reply..

She answered, «Well, today I didn’t do it.»


Det største mysterium

Filed under: Øyeblikk,Baby,Barn,Gud,Himmel,Kjærlighet,Mennesker,Mirakel,Mysterium,Tro — gullkorn @ 1:35 pm

Det største mysterium er ikke mer enn det at en ørliten kropp er våknet til jorden. Den nyfødte ser. To luker i himmelen går opp. Selv fem-trinns-raketter og kjernefysikk blir puslingers puslespill når det nyfødte barn med et eneste blikk beviser at Gud er til.

-André Bjerke


En flekk! februar 16, 2011

Filed under: Baby,Fantasi — gullkorn @ 9:48 am

Jeg lager en flekk
Uten å viske den vekk
for den ligner en øy
Og nå blir det gøy
jeg tegner en katt
som vokter en skatt
Den hveser og freser
sint som en løve
mot de som vil prøve
seg på å røve
Men da tegner jeg pistoler
og en bande spanjoler
Så kommer et hyl
fra den gamle katt
for der står jeg
med sjørøverhatt!
Forfatter: Svein Woje


A third grade boy explains God mai 6, 2010

Filed under: Baby,Barn,Familie,Far,Gud,Gullkorn,Jesus,Livet,Mamma,Mor,Pappa,Tro — gullkorn @ 4:03 am

One of God’s main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn’t make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way, He doesn’t have to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.

God’s second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times besides bedtime. God doesn’t have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because He hears everything there must be a terrible lot of noise in His ears, unless He has thought of a way to turn it off. God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn’t go wasting His time by going over your mom and dad’s head asking for
something they said you couldn’t have.

Atheists are people who don’t believe in God. I don’t think there are any in Chula Vista, where I live. At least there aren’t any who come to our church. Jesus is God’s Son. He used to do all the hard work like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn’t want to learn about God. They
finally got tired of Him preaching to them and they crucified Him. But He was good and kind like His Father and He told His Father that they didn’t know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said OK.

His Dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done and all His hard work on earth so He told Him He didn’t have to go out on the road anymore, He could stay in heaven. So He did. And now He helps His Dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones He can take care of Himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary only more important. You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to hear you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the times.

You should always go to Church because it makes God happy, and if there’s anybody you want to make happy, it’s God. Don’t skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong! And, besides, the sun doesn’t come out at the beach until noon anyway.

If you don’t believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can’t go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He’s around you when you’re scared in the dark or when you can’t swim very good and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids. But you shouldn’t just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and He can take me back anytime He pleases.

And that’s why I believe in God.


Life really boils down to 2 questions…. mars 8, 2010

Filed under: Baby,Barn,Dyr,Forandring,Humor,Hunder,Valg — gullkorn @ 1:14 pm

1. Should I get a dog…..?


2. Should I have children?


Foreldrenes kjærlighet september 18, 2009

Filed under: Baby,Barn,Datter,Familie,Far,Foreldre,Kjærlighet,Mamma,Mor,Pappa — gullkorn @ 7:07 am

Barns kjærlighet til sine foreldre
er den sterkeste, den mest kompromissløse
kjærligheten på jorden
Men den er kortvarig, Og den dør
langsomt ut, etter hvert som barna vokser til
Ja, ja, ja, ja … den gjør bare det, den dør ..

Men foreldrenes kjærlighet er
en kjærlighet som aldri slukner ut, den
bare vokser og vokser, selv når foreldrene dør,
fortsetter den å brenne, inne i barna, en lav
umerkelig flamme som aldri slukner

Og selv når barna dør,
fortsetter den å spre seg gjennom nye slekter
som en sol som brer seg ut til de
ytterste stjerne

kompromissløse – her; ekte
slukner ut – her; dør
slekter – generasjoner, slektsledd

Stein Mehren


Om barn desember 12, 2008

Filed under: Baby,Barn,Familie,Far,Gud,Mamma,Mor,Tro,Velsignelse — gullkorn @ 3:46 pm

Ethvert barn er Guds svar på at han ikke har mistet troen på mennesket.