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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN september 16, 2009

Filed under: Humor,Kvinner,Menn — gullkorn @ 10:06 am

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally
beautiful.

.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed
and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot,
relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging
but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a
glorious and all conquering past.

.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been
through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes
care of business.

.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada :
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

.

After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous
spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

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GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.

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THE END.

 

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