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Funeral procession november 11, 2007

Filed under: Gullkorn,Humor,Kvinner,Menn,Svigermor — gullkorn @ 8:19 pm

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.  Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pitbull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

.The woman couldn’t stand her curiosity.  She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, «I am so sorry for your loss.  I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen a funeral like this.  Whose funeral is it?»
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«My husband’s,» answered the woman with the dog.
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«What happened to him?»
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The wife replied, «My dog attacked and killed him.»
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The first woman inquired further, «Well, who is in the second hearse?»
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The wife answered, «My mother-in-law.  She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her.»
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A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two.
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The first woman said «Can I borrow the dog?»
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The wife answered, «Get in line.»

 

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