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Smiles from the Bible desember 14, 2006

Filed under: Humor — gullkorn @ 7:25 pm

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless.

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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

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Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

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Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. 
David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

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Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in
Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

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Q. Which area of
Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around
Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
\nA. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.\n
Q. Why didn\’t they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!! \n

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Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

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Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

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Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

 

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